Like You Don't Even Know

okay this is my last australia day post

but jesus u guise i’m not sure i am adequately expressing how pissed i was

this was so far past the WOO PARTY WE’RE HAVING FUN YEAH stage of being pissed, it was WELL INTO the oh sweet jesus act sober focus your eyes don’t stumble don’t fall over fuck fuck fuck just keep your shit together FOCUS okay maybe shut one of your eyes because everything is double and okay now we’re just using the one eye and it’s working out a lot better for single vision but does it make me look more drunk, fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

what is wrong with me why do i do this

STRAYA DAY MATE

it’s a little unsettling that i don’t remember this photo being taken and it’s clearly still light outside

oh god australia day

fucking australia day

at least that’s a reasonable excuse for how pissed and slutty i was all day yesterday

i think i yelled at someone about freedom? FREEDOM TO BE DRUNK AND SLUTTY

there’s a bump on my head, and i think there’s a bruise developing across my back which i think is from, um, being against the fence

and there’s a bloody gouge out of one of my fingers for some reason

and when i was walking home someone in a car yelled FUCK YOU SLUT at me and i don’t know why, i mean i was just walking, i wasn’t actively slutting it up in that precise moment

i feel like i have shamed myself in a deep and unsettling way but i’m not entirely sure what about

but it’s okay right i mean everyone is drunk and slutty on australia day, EVERYBODY DOES THAT, THIS IS NORMAL

oh god someone please validate my life decisions